Serene Japanese Computer Messages |
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. * * Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. * * Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. * * Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. * * Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Software is like that. * * Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. * * Screen......Mind.......... Both are blank. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. * * A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. * * Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred? * * You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. * * Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. * * Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped. * * Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
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