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Pilots Gripe Sheet

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After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a  gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. 
The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.
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Computers... Male or Female?

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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. 

He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she."

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Dilbert Quotes

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A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes for in corporate America: 

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."  (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)
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