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Warning

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When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
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Hard to Believe?

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Couldn’t resist….one more…some very funny stuff


a dying art, wouldn't  you say? 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   
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Violinist in the Metro Wash, DC

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A man stood in a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.

During that time, since it was rush hour, it

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Thought for the Day

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"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." Mark Russell

 

Curious?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
 
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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When Helmets...

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Photos of helmets...ha ha!

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Best positions in bed

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Photos of people in bed...ha ha!

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